bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via wholovesshortshorts)

theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

(via moriarty)

(Source: morgrana, via lycaeas)

(Source: morgrana, via lycaeas)

(Source: boredkyara, via wolfhalls)

bobzenub:

Charles and Erik finally reconciles

bobzenub:

Charles and Erik finally reconciles

(via cbartonss)

"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."

Lemony Snicket (via paintdeath)

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

(Source: yatos-butt, via tomorrowmaybe)

(Source: misplacedbets, via doctorwho)