December 2009
“Write your story as it needs to be written. Write it honestly, and tell it as...”
– Neil Gaiman (via ilovereadingandwriting)
All I need to know about life I learned by...
tardisadventures:
sk8terac:subwaytovenus:madelinestarr:lupinn:sleeplessinspiration:magicwands:
Don’t be afraid to dress conspicuously
“There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes”
Be polite to strangers - offer them a jelly baby
Face bureaucracy with sarcasm
Bad guys always wear black
Almost any problem can be solved by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow
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fuckyeahscrubs:
“On the Harry Potter books by J. K. Rowling: “I went off and read the books after...”
– Jason Issacs (via lupinn) (via madelinestarr) (via bookthief)
Favourite married couple '09.
John Green: Hey Sarah!
Sarah "The Yeti" Green: Yeah?
John: Do you need a man who can bench press your body weight in order to feel whole?
Sarah: Obviously not.
NERDFIGHTER WIN
Definition of a bogan
1. bogan
A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is...
